I'm like Gaga with less grace, can't read my tik tok blah blah face, wake up in tubs but never clean, I just use Frabreeze. THAT'S GROSS!- We R Who We R Parody

I wrote another song about my wancer ex cause he's a worthless love, His name is Timothy Mathews. He lives of 5 Rubbish Road, flat number 22- Someone Like You Parody

When it's Christmas time everyone is waitin in that big ass line, to sit on my lap and beg for elmo, ipads, and crap- Santa and I Know It

Rachel was a prom queen, She had moved to Hollywood to follow her dreams of banging Jake Gyllenhaal- Pumped Up Kicks Parody

He takes longer then you to get ready, He shaves his legs but swears that he's not gay, He lotions up other girls up at the beach, romantic night to him is Chuckie Cheese- Douchbag

We're serving up fresh beats for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Eat some of our beats, they'll keep you warm all winner- Black Eyed Peas Parody

Hey girl what's goin on, I see your thong. Girl did you know I had the same one on- One Direction Parody

Guess what? We just banged in the elevator, that was fun I'll call you later. Oh no we're trapped we might be stuck til tomorrow, oh god I can't breathe- Where Is Everyone? Parody

I can't tell her I like her, I can only shot her with a spit ball, She should know it means the same thing after all- Love the Way You Lie Parody

I'm running out of time, I hope I can save you some how, If I had super powers I would save the world and you would be mine.....mine- SuperLuv

I'd chop off my head for you, I just went off my meds for you, I'd drink a bottle of krazy glue, I'd kiss a bathroom attendent's shoe, I'd peel you a million grapes-Grenade Parody

I'm not a sissy but I'm feelin kind of space sick, I'm greatest, unafraidest, I got braces, I'm about to throw up because I ate space pizza hut- E.T. ft. Kanye West Parody

Oh yeah I smell candy corn and drunk women, Halloween must be here- Halloween Battle

Did I really let myself go? Ate too much pizza and nachos. Now my man boobs are saggin come on guys stop laughin- Moves Like Jagger Parody

This cocaine ninja is smashing dishes, my drummer was naughty so I had him face the wall. I need to get up, I need a shower. I can't right now cause I'm playing angry birds-Adele Parody ft. Angry Birds

I'm suprized my pictures came out this good even though my film gave me more then a list of problems