I'm like Gaga with less grace, can't read my tik tok blah blah face, wake up in tubs but never clean, I just use Frabreeze. THAT'S GROSS!- We R Who We R Parody

I wrote another song about my wancer ex cause he's a worthless love, His name is Timothy Mathews. He lives of 5 Rubbish Road, flat number 22- Someone Like You Parody

When it's Christmas time everyone is waitin in that big ass line, to sit on my lap and beg for elmo, ipads, and crap- Santa and I Know It

Rachel was a prom queen, She had moved to Hollywood to follow her dreams of banging Jake Gyllenhaal- Pumped Up Kicks Parody

He takes longer then you to get ready, He shaves his legs but swears that he's not gay, He lotions up other girls up at the beach, romantic night to him is Chuckie Cheese- Douchbag

We're serving up fresh beats for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Eat some of our beats, they'll keep you warm all winner- Black Eyed Peas Parody

Hey girl what's goin on, I see your thong. Girl did you know I had the same one on- One Direction Parody