Rachel was a prom queen, She had moved to Hollywood to follow her dreams of banging Jake Gyllenhaal- Pumped Up Kicks Parody

He takes longer then you to get ready, He shaves his legs but swears that he's not gay, He lotions up other girls up at the beach, romantic night to him is Chuckie Cheese- Douchbag

We're serving up fresh beats for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Eat some of our beats, they'll keep you warm all winner- Black Eyed Peas Parody

Hey girl what's goin on, I see your thong. Girl did you know I had the same one on- One Direction Parody

Guess what? We just banged in the elevator, that was fun I'll call you later. Oh no we're trapped we might be stuck til tomorrow, oh god I can't breathe- Where Is Everyone? Parody

I can't tell her I like her, I can only shot her with a spit ball, She should know it means the same thing after all- Love the Way You Lie Parody

I'm running out of time, I hope I can save you some how, If I had super powers I would save the world and you would be mine.....mine- SuperLuv